Arkansas Razorback Jokes

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Looking for some jokesters who can help skin some hogs with their funny jokes about the Razorbacks.  Post your Arkansas joke below in comments on the www.AlCrimsonTide.com website.  I will choose the best one each week and post the winner after the game!  Here are some of my favorite...

Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can't throw the ball on Alabama?
A: GroundHogs.

Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.

Q:What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig

Q: Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
A: It’s pretty dull.

Q: How does a Petrino write up plays for Arkansas?
A: With a pig pen.

Two Arkansas grads were walking in the woods. One said, "Look! A dead bird."
The other looked to the sky and said, "Where?"

What's a seven course meal in Fayetteville?
A possum and a six-pack.

Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
To Arkansas. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there.

What is the line heard most from graduates of Arkansas' business school?
Would you like fries with that?

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5 Comments

1

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas?” the girl said.

“Yes, it’s because you’re from Arkansas,” said the mommy

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,”we were saying the alphabet, today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re from Arkansas.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,”we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fully developed chest.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas, Mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 34.”

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Did you know,
In Arkansas the don’t draft the men for service until they are 30 yrs old,
They like to get them right out of high school.

3

Did you know?,
Football players in Arkansas think that Johnny Cash,
is money you hide behind the toilet.

4

Did you know?,
Two football players from Arkansas stole a pig for their mascot.
It was 3:00 A.M. and it was very dark. They threw the pig in the back seat of the car. Later they were stopped by an officer who asked the driver for his license and registration. He asked the driver, “are you Bubba Bob Johnson” and the driver said he was. The officer then asked who was in the passengers seat and Bubba Bob told the officer that was his cousin,Clyde Johnson. The officer asked who was in the back seat and the pig let out a big OINK. The officer returned to his unit and told his partner, “you know I have seen lots of those Johnson boys but never in my life have I seen one as ugly as that OINK Johnson.

5

what did Ryan Mallett say when Mount Cody and the rest of Bama’s defense ran all over him did anybody get the License Plate number

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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