Auburn Jokes PLEASE! They Deserve It!!!!



Hey Alabama fans...  while the Turkey leftovers are being finished up... lets carve up some more turkey.  Lets rib the Auburn fans a little!  LOL  Truth is..  those finger waving fans deserve it more than any in America.  I am already hearing them complain about our comments on Facebook...but you know what?  I don't care!  🙂  Now lets get on with the Auburn jokes.  (Feel free to post your favorite here or on Facebook.)  Here we go...

There was an Alabama elephant, a Baptist preacher, and an Auburn eagle walking down the  road after the Iron bowl game.  The preacher first asked the elephant for his favorite gospel hymn.  Immediately, the elephant yelled "Rammer Jammer!!!!!" I mean "Amazing Grace."    The preacher said, "Very good!!!!   Amen"    Next the preacher turned to the eagle and said "What is your favorite gospel hymn?????"   The Auburn eagle started spreading his wings and said "I'll FLY AWAY!" 

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heres a joke for u.

Did you hear that Auburn is combining two classes next year…. horticulture and oceanology. They are gonna learn that they can’t Stem THE TIDE!!!


Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three “This is for the Volunteers!” and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming “Rocky top” as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted “This is for the DAWGS” and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof..woof, woof, woof! As he crashed on the rocks below.
Refusing to be out done by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs “This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!” and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting—Fly War Eagle! Fly

Thomas Harsh Ensey
December 21st, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Great joke……


Q: What does Auburn and sand castles have in common?

A: They both look real good untill the Tide Rolls in!


Q: What does Auburn stand for?

A: A labama
U sually
B eats
U s
R ound
N ovember!

Roll Tide!


I was drivin and I saw this little boy walkn, I
pulled over to offer him a ride. He said he was runnin away from his dad
house bc all he do is beat him. I said well get n and ima take u to ur
mama house. He said oh no all she do is beat me 2. So I said well whr
can i take u whr nobody will beat u? he said well I was he…adn
down to AUBURN bc somebody told me they dont beat nobody down there!!!!


Day 1 – Per his daily ritual, Satan walks through his domain to see that everyone is sufficiently miserable. As usual, he pauses to take special pleasure in the pain and agony displayed by the new arrivals. However, on this particular day he spots a lanky Auburn Grad smiling and looking like he’s at a picnic. “Hey you!” Satan yells, “The temperature in here is a constant 95 degrees and the humidity is 90%! You’re supposed to be miserable!” Quips the Auburn Grad, “Maybe so, but it feels just like the Auburn campus in June to me. I had a lot of fun on those hot summer nights at Auburn.” Miffed; Satan, decides to adjust the temperature up to 100 degrees and the humidity to 95%.

Day 2 – On his daily stroll, Satan notices everyone appears exceptionally miserable today. He then remembers the smiling Auburn Grad and decides to see how he’s faring today. To his surprise, the Auburn Grad has unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shirt, but he still looks happy and carefree. Satan cries out, “Hey Awbie, what are you smiling at now?” The Auburn Grad replies, “Well this reminds me of those 4th of July parties we used to have at Auburn. Boy those were some great parties.” This really irritated Satan, who immediately turned the temperature to 110 and the humidity to 100%.

Day 3 – Satan dispenses with his daily stroll and goes straight to the region of hell where he would locate the Auburn Grad. Sure enough, he finds the Auburn Grad, shirt- off, with a huge grin on his face. “Okay, so what is it this time? Satan asks. “Well, it’s just like Auburn in August. Man we had some great times getting ready for school to start, seeing friends again that left for summer break, helping them move back in the dorms in the August heat, and then party till your first class started.”

Totally irate, Satan determines to put an end to this charade. He sets the temperature down to zero degrees and whips up 20 mile per hour wind. Later that day, Satan can wait no longer wait and decides to check back on the fool hardy Auburn Grad. He finds him huddled and shivering lips blue, arms folded, snow in his hair and icicles hanging from his mustache. But bigger than an Auburn Grad with a date that is not of the bovine family, there he was laughing out loud and wearing a huge smile. “I GIVE UP!” declared Satan. “What in blue blazes could you find to be happy about now?” The Auburn Grad replied, “Well, this can only mean one thing… The Auburn Tigers have won a National Championship!”


Q: What does Auburn Do when they Win a National Championship?

A:They turn off the Xboa360 and go to bed.


Q. Why do all the trees in Georgia lean to the west?

A. Because Auburn SUCKS!!!



A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Auburn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Auburn fans too. Not really knowing what an Auburn fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not an Auburn fan” she reports. “Then, ” asks the teacher, “what are you?” “I’m a proud Alabama Fan” the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Jane, “Why are you an Alabama Fan?” “Well, my Dad and Mom are Alabama fans, so I’m an Alabama fan, too, ” she responds. The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason, ” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?” Jane smiles and says, “Then we’d be Auburn fans”


What do Auburn cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?

They both end up in trailer parks!!! RTR!!!


1)Did you hear about Auburn not having ice water next year?The guy who knew how to make it graduated.


2)I saw my first auburn funeral the other day,all the tractors had their headlights on.


What’s the difference between cereal and Auburn? Only one belongs in a bowl.

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