Comments on: Arkansas Razorback Jokes

By: Larry

Larry — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:35:11 +0000

what did Ryan Mallett say when Mount Cody and the rest of Bama’s defense ran all over him did anybody get the License Plate number

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Ron Waites

Ron Waites — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:56:28 +0000

Did you know?,
Two football players from Arkansas stole a pig for their mascot.
It was 3:00 A.M. and it was very dark. They threw the pig in the back seat of the car. Later they were stopped by an officer who asked the driver for his license and registration. He asked the driver, “are you Bubba Bob Johnson” and the driver said he was. The officer then asked who was in the passengers seat and Bubba Bob told the officer that was his cousin,Clyde Johnson. The officer asked who was in the back seat and the pig let out a big OINK. The officer returned to his unit and told his partner, “you know I have seen lots of those Johnson boys but never in my life have I seen one as ugly as that OINK Johnson.

By: Ron Waites

Ron Waites — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:45:27 +0000

Did you know?,
Football players in Arkansas think that Johnny Cash,
is money you hide behind the toilet.

By: Ron Waites

Ron Waites — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:42:24 +0000

Did you know,
In Arkansas the don’t draft the men for service until they are 30 yrs old,
They like to get them right out of high school.

By: Nicki

Nicki — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:50:46 +0000

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas?” the girl said.

“Yes, it’s because you’re from Arkansas,” said the mommy

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,”we were saying the alphabet, today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re from Arkansas.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,”we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a fully developed chest.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m from Arkansas, Mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 34.”