Comments on: Auburn Jokes PLEASE! They Deserve It!!!!

By: bill strength

bill strength — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:27:54 +0000

2)I saw my first auburn funeral the other day,all the tractors had their headlights on.

By: bill strength

bill strength — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:25:13 +0000

1)Did you hear about Auburn not having ice water next year?The guy who knew how to make it graduated.

By: Zak

Zak — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:42:18 +0000

What do Auburn cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?

They both end up in trailer parks!!! RTR!!!

By: Diane

Diane — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 20:32:08 +0000

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Auburn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Auburn fans too. Not really knowing what an Auburn fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not an Auburn fan” she reports. “Then, ” asks the teacher, “what are you?” “I’m a proud Alabama Fan” the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Jane, “Why are you an Alabama Fan?” “Well, my Dad and Mom are Alabama fans, so I’m an Alabama fan, too, ” she responds. The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason, ” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?” Jane smiles and says, “Then we’d be Auburn fans”

By: Cindy

Cindy — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:03:37 +0000

Q. Why do all the trees in Georgia lean to the west?

A. Because Auburn SUCKS!!!

ROLL TIDE!

By: BamaRocks

BamaRocks — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 02:57:44 +0000

Q: What does Auburn Do when they Win a National Championship?

A:They turn off the Xboa360 and go to bed.

By: BamaBill

BamaBill — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 14:28:16 +0000

Day 1 – Per his daily ritual, Satan walks through his domain to see that everyone is sufficiently miserable. As usual, he pauses to take special pleasure in the pain and agony displayed by the new arrivals. However, on this particular day he spots a lanky Auburn Grad smiling and looking like he’s at a picnic. “Hey you!” Satan yells, “The temperature in here is a constant 95 degrees and the humidity is 90%! You’re supposed to be miserable!” Quips the Auburn Grad, “Maybe so, but it feels just like the Auburn campus in June to me. I had a lot of fun on those hot summer nights at Auburn.” Miffed; Satan, decides to adjust the temperature up to 100 degrees and the humidity to 95%.

Day 2 – On his daily stroll, Satan notices everyone appears exceptionally miserable today. He then remembers the smiling Auburn Grad and decides to see how he’s faring today. To his surprise, the Auburn Grad has unbuttoned a couple of buttons on his shirt, but he still looks happy and carefree. Satan cries out, “Hey Awbie, what are you smiling at now?” The Auburn Grad replies, “Well this reminds me of those 4th of July parties we used to have at Auburn. Boy those were some great parties.” This really irritated Satan, who immediately turned the temperature to 110 and the humidity to 100%.

Day 3 – Satan dispenses with his daily stroll and goes straight to the region of hell where he would locate the Auburn Grad. Sure enough, he finds the Auburn Grad, shirt- off, with a huge grin on his face. “Okay, so what is it this time? Satan asks. “Well, it’s just like Auburn in August. Man we had some great times getting ready for school to start, seeing friends again that left for summer break, helping them move back in the dorms in the August heat, and then party till your first class started.”

Totally irate, Satan determines to put an end to this charade. He sets the temperature down to zero degrees and whips up 20 mile per hour wind. Later that day, Satan can wait no longer wait and decides to check back on the fool hardy Auburn Grad. He finds him huddled and shivering lips blue, arms folded, snow in his hair and icicles hanging from his mustache. But bigger than an Auburn Grad with a date that is not of the bovine family, there he was laughing out loud and wearing a huge smile. “I GIVE UP!” declared Satan. “What in blue blazes could you find to be happy about now?” The Auburn Grad replied, “Well, this can only mean one thing… The Auburn Tigers have won a National Championship!”

By: Brittany

Brittany — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 15:25:19 +0000

I was drivin and I saw this little boy walkn, I
pulled over to offer him a ride. He said he was runnin away from his dad
house bc all he do is beat him. I said well get n and ima take u to ur
mama house. He said oh no all she do is beat me 2. So I said well whr
can i take u whr nobody will beat u? he said well I was he…adn
down to AUBURN bc somebody told me they dont beat nobody down there!!!!
LOL ROLL TIDE!!!!!

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:36:01 +0000

Q: What does Auburn stand for?

A: A labama
U sually
B eats
U s
R ound
N ovember!

Roll Tide!

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:33:10 +0000

Q: What does Auburn and sand castles have in common?

A: They both look real good untill the Tide Rolls in!