Nov
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Auburn Jokes PLEASE! They Deserve It!!!!
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Hey Alabama fans... while the Turkey leftovers are being finished up... lets carve up some more turkey. Lets rib the Auburn fans a little! LOL Truth is.. those finger waving fans deserve it more than any in America. I am already hearing them complain about our comments on Facebook...but you know what? I don't care! 
 Now lets get on with the Auburn jokes. (Feel free to post your favorite here or on Facebook.) Here we go...
There was an Alabama elephant, a Baptist preacher, and an Auburn eagle walking down the road after the Iron bowl game. The preacher first asked the elephant for his favorite gospel hymn. Immediately, the elephant yelled "Rammer Jammer!!!!!"...no I mean "Amazing Grace."   The preacher said, "Very good!!!!  Amen"    Next the preacher turned to the eagle and said "What is your favorite gospel hymn?????"  The Auburn eagle started spreading his wings and said "I'll FLY AWAY!"Â
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5 Comments
November 29th, 2009 at 3:03 am
heres a joke for u.
Did you hear that Auburn is combining two classes next year…. sex ed and oceanology. They are gonna learn NOT TO SCREW WITH THE TIDE!!!
ROLL! TIDE! ROLL!!!
December 21st, 2009 at 12:51 am
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three “This is for the Volunteers!” and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming “Rocky top” as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted “This is for the DAWGS” and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof..woof, woof, woof! As he crashed on the rocks below.
Refusing to be out done by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs “This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!” and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting—Fly War Eagle! Fly
December 21st, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Great joke……
December 29th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Q: What does Auburn and sand castles have in common?
A: They both look real good untill the Tide Rolls in!
December 29th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Q: What does Auburn stand for?
A: A labama
U sually
B eats
U s
R ound
N ovember!
Roll Tide!