OK, Time To Roast Some Pigs! Serve Your Best Arkansas Razorback Jokes!

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Looking for some jokesters who can help skin some hogs with their funny jokes about the Razorbacks.  Post your Arkansas joke below in comments on thewww.AlCrimsonTide.com website.  Here are some of my favorite...

Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can't throw the ball on Alabama?
A: GroundHogs.

Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.

Q:What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig

Q: Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
A: It’s pretty dull.

Q: How does a Petrino write up plays for Arkansas?
A: With a pig pen.

Two Arkansas grads were walking in the woods. One said, "Look! A dead bird."
The other looked to the sky and said, "Where?"

What's a seven course meal in Fayetteville?
A possum and a six-pack.

Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
To Arkansas. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there.

What is the line heard most from graduates of Arkansas' business school?
Would you like fries with that?

Did you know, in Arkansas the don’t draft the men for service until they are 30 yrs old,
They like to get them right out of high school!

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